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It's amazing how much a dog can change our lives;
here is this non communicative creature, it licks its own butt, it eats its
own vomit, it chooses to follow its own path at the most inopportune times,
and yet... they make our lives better.
Casey Rose was a basset hound; a dog I never wanted,
but ended up with anyway. She was a pain in the butt. Stubborn as the day is
long, she refused to be walked anywhere. If you wanted to walk, she wanted
to stop and sniff. If you wanted to stop and chat, she wanted to chase a
rabbit, or squirrel, or a mailman.
She was also an escape artist of astounding talent.
She had a way of fooling you, looking all sleepy and exhausted, lying low
until the chance came to bolt between your legs and vanish into the world
without so much as a goodbye. She could sense a weakness in a fence, and
fold herself into impossibly tight spots to gain freedom. Her forays into
the outside world always ended badly.
Captured once by the cunning sloped sides of a
flower box she had to get into because there were empty Twinkie wrappers
there, another time by the porch of a family that barbecued constantly,
("That dog loves barbecue" the elderly black gentleman said as we loaded her
in the car..) her many defeats and humiliations at the hand of inanimate
objects never broke her spirit.
She was deeply offended by trash cans. Trash cans
made her angry when and wherever she saw them, as she knew that trash was
meant by the creator to be free. Her free range rubbish zealotry earned her
many enemies in the neighborhoods we lived in, but other peoples opinions
were never important to Casey. She routinely freed the oppressed garbage
whenever possible, spreading it out across many lawns with the hope that it
would be enjoyed by all. She would then frolic with the waste, teaching it
to be rolled in, helping herself to those portions of it that might still be
edible and smearing herself with whatever smelled the worst. She was active
in the sanitation rights field all her life.
Casey was a sleeper. What Shakespeare was to the
stage, Casey was to sleeping. She was a committed sleeper; sleep was her
life’s work and all consuming passion. She once woke up on the sofa (a place
she wasn't supposed to be) because her hindquarters were slowly slipping off
the edge. Most of us would have moved at this point, rousing ourselves from
slumber and moving to a more stable position; not Casey. So deep was her
conviction to the restive arts that she raised her head minutely, opened one
eye, thought on it for several seconds, calculated the amount of time it
would take her backside to make contact with the floor, then sighed deeply
and sorrowfully and went right back to sleep again. Never was a soul more
valiant.
Casey was deeply moved by bad odors. The worse a
thing smelled, the more she loved it. She would roll in anything that
smelled horrible. Anything. As a result, we were always the first to know if
anyone in the neighborhood was having trouble with their sewer line, or if
there was a skunk in the area, or if there might be a dead carcass somewhere
in the woods near our home. She provided this service to us at no charge and
at great personal expense, for she despised bathing and hated the hairdryer
with all her might.
Casey liked to let everyone know what belonged to
her; she accomplished this in the traditional dog way, lifting one leg to
give the adored object her blessing. I was amazed at the things this dog
"owned"; every sofa she sat on, every dog bed, she even went out of her way
to demonstrate her affection for me by "marking" the bed... on my ex wife’s
side. I've never loved an animal more.
Casey was a culinary daredevil; anything that looked
like it would cause problems in the digestive tract was hastily gobbled up.
She ate a chicken pot pie once; frozen. Pan and all. Stole burgers from the
grill. Ate dead animals that were way past their expiration date. And
chocolate. She loved chocolate. One time she ate a 2 pound bag of hesheys
kisses all at one setting! Chocolate can kill dogs by overloading their
system with sugar, but somehow she survived. She also loved burping. She
would save the nastiest and most fragrant burps (the ones resulting from
consumption of, say, a dead possum butt) for those of us she loved most. I
am proud of every burp I ever received.
I began this remembrance of my best friend by saying
dogs were "non-communicative"... that’s not exactly true in Casey’s case.
Casey was a gifted communicator. Unfortunately, her language was one of her
own design and baffling to all attempts to decipher it. Near as I could
tell, her native tongue was the howl. She would howl to warn us of impending
disasters, howl to be let out, howl when the house was approached by
strangers, howl when friends arrived. She would howl late at night for no
apparent reason. When she was sad, she would howl. Also when she was happy.
And angry. And hungry. In time, we came to accept the howling and either
hugged her or fed her or let her outside when she started in. Sometimes that
would stop the howl, but most of the time it didn't.
Casey was a disgusting, smelly, noisy, stubborn and
greedy dog.
She was also a great friend, a great comfort, and
the most loving, understanding and caring creature I have ever known. She
had eyes that were sweet and soulful, ears that were floppy and often
covered with food but always eager to listen to any problems we had and
offer us a friendly lick or an impromptu hug... (or a nasty burp.) She was a
great playmate, an endless source of entertainment, and the most fearsome
defender of small children I've ever seen.
Casey was eighteen years old when she passed on. She
had witnessed the growth of my children for fourteen of those years, and she
was the best friend of my youngest daughter. She was always understanding
when anyone pinned her ears together, she always stayed still for tea
parties (especially if there were cookies) and she was patient when being
bandaged or dressed in skirts, or diapers, or bonnets or the Halloween hot
dog costume.
I have been blessed with the friendship of many kind
souls, and I have lost many friends and family members that were dear to
me... and I have had many dogs in my lifetime. I have lost dogs that were
hit by cars, lost them to sickness, and just plain lost a couple that
wandered off and never came back. Never has the loss of a dog effected me as
much as the loss of Casey has. She was the most noble four legged creature I
have ever encountered. She wasn't the smartest, or the prettiest, or the
best smelling, but she was the best. Some may not see the reason I loved
this dog as deeply as I did... but that’s because they've never known the
joy of watching children laugh and play with a basset, the supreme bliss of
having a smelly dog curl up next to them, or maybe because they've never
felt the warm rank burp of a happy basset hound that loved them in a way
that only a basset can.
Goodbye, Casey. Wherever you are, I hope the trash
cans are easy to tip over, the rabbits are slow and tasty, and the barbecue
grill is always on, always full, and always unguarded. You're still my good
girl, my pretty girl... and I love you.
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